Let's take a little stroll through history, shall we?
|All that's left of my life Before Children|
In 5 B.C. I could get a phone call at 7pm on a Friday and be out the door in half an hour for a night on the town where I dressed sexy and got hit on all night by various attractive men offering to buy me drinks in the hopes that I would go home with them. That's over too.
|That's me on the left in blue at a rave in 2001|
In 5 B.C. I worked to buy myself nice clothes, shoes, a car, and to support my habit of buying more books than I could read. I worked so that I could go out and eat with friends or offer to pay on dates. I always had money left over after paying my bills even though it was just me and no roommates. So much for that.
|Me in my slutty clothes|
In 5 B.C. I had perfect boobs, a flat stomach and minimal cellulite. I showed off my body and if I chose to I could even sleep around if the mood struck me. Just because I was a hot young thing. I'm not anymore.
|Me at dawn. I was 22 here.|