Eventually I will be back. Lila starts Kindergarten next week.
I hope you will still be there.
"Actress and vegan diet enthusiast Alicia Silverstone has a strange way of feeding her 11-month-old son Bear Blu. In a video posted on her healthy living website thekindlife.com, Silverstone chews a bite of food and then passes it straight into her little boy's mouth mama-bird style."
|As you can imagine, that line works like a charm.|
|I couldn't pick which one I liked better.|
|(This is what REALLY makes a great blog)|
|It's only a matter of time...|
|This is how I start my day.|
Here's how I imagine the conversation went:
Photographer: Let's do something that
really represents your personalities.
Pregnant Lady: Well, he's a huge baby
and I am a huge drunk so......
|There is a fine line between THIS one, and |
having this next one hanging on your mantle to
make everyone uncomfortable at Christmas dinner:
okay to LOOOOVE your dog.
|I am sure 2nd cousin Danny was |
thrilled when this came in the mail.
|Someone should rescue her! She must have opened a|
meteor like Stephen King did in Creepshow!
|Children of the Corn?|
|Seriously. A MOP?|
|Who are we showcasing here?|
|Whose idea do you think this was?|
|They clearly have been training for the zombie apocalypse.|
|Bling that shit!|
|This is actually A FUCKING CAKE!!!!! |
Lilli Vanilli was offering this for Valentine's Day. Go look.
|Ok, this kid was probably traumatized. She looks PISSED!|
|Oh there's more where this came from...|
|Dolphins are assholes.|
|GET OUT OF THE PASSING LANE GRANDMA!!!|
|Yes. It's a CAT RODEO!!!|
There is a whole series of these which really deserve their own blog post.
|This is from scienceblogs.com. Seriously.|
|It didn't look like this.|
|It looked like this.|
|I really thought I would be Apollonia when I grew up.|
|That might be hard to beat...|
|It brings out the cougar in me.|
|It's not real but doesn't it seem completely plausible?|