Welcome to Sunday Stealing. Because an original blog is too much work today...
1. Tell us about something that made you laugh last night.
Well, around midnight, Ben and I were fast asleep in bed and suddenly Lila started screaming bloody murder. Convinced that she was being attacked by zombies (because you think that when you're half asleep) we both jumped up out of bed to see what was going on. Lila was yelling rabidly, "But I don't WANT to watch THAT movie!" and thrashing around. I think that she subconsciously has control issues.
2. What were you doing at 8 PM last night?
Yelling at my kid to get her little butt ready for bed. I have never seen anyone with more excuses in my life. And I am the QUEEN of excuses.
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Grocery shopping. WITHOUT THE KID.
4. What happened to you in 2006? (Feel free to republish an old post from '06.)
In October of 06, I found out I was pregnant. I literally cried for 3 days non stop, to the point where I had to go home sick from work. I told them I had the flu.
5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
"You weren't either." Thats all I am saying.
6. How many beverages did you have today?
Coffee, water, Cherry Coke, water. I am running low on my fluids. Need to get some liquor STAT!
7. What color is your hairbrush?
You don't really care.
8. What was the last thing you paid for?
Groceries. I think we already covered that though.
9. Where were you last night?
Wouldn't you like to know?
10. What color is your front door?
White. It hasn't been painted bright purple yet.
11. Where do you keep your change?
Mostly in the couch cushions.
12. What’s the weather like today?
Really sticky. Like swamp-ass sticky.
13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Charlie Brown (chocolate with peanut butter swirl)
14. What excites you?
Just the usual stuff: porn, booze, being left alone all day with porn and booze.
15. Do you want to cut your hair?
No. I did that already and wish I hadn't. Although I am often tempted to do something stupid like a mohawk or a weave.
16. Are you over the age of 35?
17. Do you talk a lot?
I used to. Now I just blog.
18. Do you watch Franklin and Bash?
Who? I suspect this is a repeat Sunday Stealing. Because I have been asked that before.
19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Yes. And I also know a girl named Stephanie who goes by Steve. And she isn't butch at all.
20. Do you make up your own words?
I don't have to. There are plenty of impelling and commoving words that already exist.
21. Are you a jealous person?
No but I am selfish.
22. What does the last text message you received say?
Barnes and Noble tomorrow?
23. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
24. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
I have a 4 year old. They can be assholes.
25. Are you crushing on anyone that you shouldn't be?
Not anymore. ;-)