Those terrifying couple's pregnancy portraits.
Here's how I imagine the conversation went:
Photographer: Let's do something that
really represents your personalities.
Pregnant Lady: Well, he's a huge baby
and I am a huge drunk so......
There is nothing cute about them. Even the more tasteful ones (and I use that term loosely) are fucking awful.
|There is a fine line between THIS one, and |
having this next one hanging on your mantle to
make everyone uncomfortable at Christmas dinner:
okay to LOOOOVE your dog.
Before you attack me and tell me that I am a horrible, unfeeling human being, I want you to know that I GET it. I understand that this is a special time and that you want to have an artistic representation of this most glorious time in your lives together. But seriously. Do you have to do THIS:
or even THIS:
Don't think anyone would do it?
|I am sure 2nd cousin Danny was |
thrilled when this came in the mail.
|Someone should rescue her! She must have opened a|
meteor like Stephen King did in Creepshow!
|Children of the Corn?|
|Seriously. A MOP?|
|Who are we showcasing here?|
|Whose idea do you think this was?|
|They clearly have been training for the zombie apocalypse.|