Saturday, March 3, 2012

I'm Just Not Into You, Dolphins.

Oh there's more where this came from...
Sunday Stealing: The Eve Was Framed Meme

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1. Why is your favorite color your favorite?
Blood red reminds me of blood.  Duh!

2. Do you prefer dogs or cats or do you just hate animals, and want to kill baby seals?
Hahahaha.  I prefer cats, but seriously, I am not really an animal lover. I hate dolphins.  And I have been told that this clearly means I am a terrible person because it is nearly impossible to hate dolphins.  But I do.  F**k dolphins.


Dolphins are assholes.

3. How much time do you spend on the computer?
If you don't count the amount of time I just tool around and look at LolCats, then none. 

4. Not including porn, what do you do on the computer?
I make smartassed someecards, play on facebook and troll my blog friends' blogs.  Oh, and I internet stalk you.




5. Are you a clock watcher?
I'm a Wheel Watcher.  (If the song instantly came into your head when you read that you get 10 points.  If you know what I am talking about you get 5 more points)

6. What do you/did you look for in a partner?
I like a guy who has a criminal past and a 4 lb penis. 

7. What type of clothing do you prefer?

I like to stroll around in a trench coat and black socks with the calf garters. 

8. What is your favorite type of music? 
Bad music.  Like this:




9. Do you believe in the paranormal, Ghosts, ESP, levitation, spoon bending?
Yes.  And I can predict the future:  You are going to scroll down...See?


10. The most important question: Do you have a inie or outie belly button?
I had an outie until I got fat.  The fat ate my belly button. 

11. What kind of car do you drive?
A Toyota but I am looking into this:



GET OUT OF THE PASSING LANE GRANDMA!!!

12. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun or The Boys Are Back in Town?
(whisper) Boys are back.  The boys are back.

13. Camping or the Ritz?
I don't believe in camping.  My idea of roughing it is living out of 3 suitcases.

14. What food are you craving RIGHT NOW . . . did you eat it?
If I ate it, I wouldn't still be craving it...But nothing.  I ate a HUGE meal a few hours ago and still feel like exploding.

15. The most thrilling place you've ever visited. Why?
Adult World.  Because anything that has "land" or "world" at the end is OBVIOUSLY thrilling.  Plus it is a dirty store and soon to be subject of a movie starring Jon Cusack (true story-google "Adult World" and "Jon Cusack").

16. If you could slip into the skin of one public figure--celebrity, artist,--who would it be?
I would want to be Rush Limbaugh, and I would have gay sex, perform an abortion, smoke some crack and then kill myself, all on camera. 

Yes, you.


17. Look up from your computer. What do you see first?
The wires hanging from the flat screen that Ben was supposed to hide so that I don't have to look at them every time I look up from the computer.

18. Sum up your philosophy of life in one sentence. You can borrow it from someone else, if you'd like.



19. Name the one thing you just don't understand about kids today.
Why they need so many things...food, water, shelter.  It's crazy!

20. If you could steal one work of art from a museum or gallery, which would it be?
THIS:


Yes.  It's a CAT RODEO!!!
There is a whole series of these which really deserve their own blog post.

3 comments:

  1. some interesting and funny answers you have. love your cat photos:)

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  2. Love the Rush Limbaugh comment. He's such a douche! Hate him!

    Found you at Stealing Sunday and am now stalking you. You've been warned. :D

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  3. I have something waiting for you on my blog.. :)

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