Sunday, January 29, 2012

The usual Sunday fare.



Sunday Stealing: The 99'er Meme: Part 1

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
OK, I did, and I refuse to admit to you how awful my taste in music is (New Kids on the Block came up, ok?)

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Yvonne at Attracted to Shiny Things

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
"Ugly - overweight with bad skin and an" (fill in the rest)

4) What do you think about most?
gay porn?

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
I don't know, but it isn't as entertaining as this one:


6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
I sleep in a rubber suit.

7) What's your strangest talent?
I can nap like no ones business.

8) Women.... (finish the sentence); Men.... (finish the sentence)
Women will read this whole thing...Men don't usually read my blog.

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
yes and gross.

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
I only play air harpsichord.

This is just how I roll...

11) Do you have any strange phobias?
I am afraid that my mother was right.

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
My nose?  No.

No, it's not mine.  But WTF???
13) What's your religion?
I believe that Elvis is really Jesus and Michael Jackson is still alive.  Amen.

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
Trying frantically to get back inside.

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Now that I am not young and hot I try to avoid cameras all together.

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
EASY - These guys:



17) What was the last lie you told?
That I liked the band pictured above.

18) Do you believe in karma?
I believe in cause and effect.  Same thing.

19) What does your URL mean?
It means I started this blog because motherhood sucks.

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
Weakness:  my sexy knees.  Strength:  My ability to not give a shit.

 

21) Who is your celebrity crush?

Carl Sagan - Hey, I like 'em smart.
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Yes in the bathtub.

23) How do you vent your anger?
By taking Xanax and going to bed. Or this:

 
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
I collect things to be angry about so I can take Xanax and go to bed.

25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
I prefer being left alone


 

1 comment:

  1. YOU'RE AWESOME!!!! I just tried to comment on another of your posts but my phone switched screens and my comment got lost. BUT??? One of the things I wrote was that I wished you lived on my street! Except my phone changed it to, "I wishes you to lives on my street." So I sounded ESL. <3 u!

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